Step aside, Tom; she's Ray's girl now

Ravens/Patriots... preseason football!

Even I have a hard time getting excited about this. Then again, the game isn't being televised on the west coast. If were able to actually watch the game, then certainly I would feel differently.

I'd love to see Boller trip over his feet, fumble, and then be replaced by either Smith or Flacco. Smith isn't getting any love, and it's becoming more clear to me that Flacco is the future. One of these days I'll man-up and get on the bandwagon. Not today, though. I'm busy. I've got things to do. Like search for Gisele photos online.

It'd be nice to see Ray Rice in action tonight, even more so considering Willis won't be playing. And who will be the third-string back? All exciting roster questions. None of which I'll be able to follow tonight.

Instead I'll cry myself a river, and pretend that I actually care about the outcome of the game while I follow the score online. In the meantime, I'll just fantasize about [fill in the blank].

The season can't get here soon enough. I'm tired of not watching football.