My day started with DirecTV going hawywire.
I missed the third and goal before our first field goal, nearly had a coronary, then was forced to watch the game in low-definition for about fifteen minutes while the high-definition feed was fixed. I've never had a heart attack, but I'm fairly certain low-definition television is worse.
I'm not exactly sure what those Spanish words mean in that second picture, but here is my guess: "DirecTV is overrated and maybe you should consider Comcast now that the regular season is over and Sunday Ticket no longer matters."
But who cares about that, right?
- Ed Reed had two more interception
- Ray Lewis recovered two more fumbles
- Baltimore finished 2008 never giving up more than 13 points at home
- Something like 11,352 games (and counting) without allowing 100-yard rusher
- The Joe Flacco Show finished year with higher QB rating than Terrible Tyler
- Most explosive AFC North offense and more points than Peyton and the Colts (385 to 377)
- Fast Eddie Reed finished year with more INTs (9) than any other NFL player
- The Joe Flacco Show featuring Ray Ray and Fast Eddie Reed made the playoffs
- All of Charm City and Ravens fans everywhere, it's time to celebrate Festivus
- Date with the ugliest girl in the playoffs, maybe the worst #3 seed in the history of the NFL
KOW.
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Haha, so it's starting Dewey. Worst #3 seed ever huh? We'll see. If you see Cam Cameron, tell him I hope he enjoyed his celebratory gatorade bath for that ho-hum meaningless week seven victory. Now it's playoff time and the only bath Cameron should be expecting is a cold shower in the visitors locker room after a loss.
When you are BARELY able to beat the Jets with the playoffs AND division title on the line... "Worst #3 seed ever" doesn't sound too far off.
But hey, I give you credit for mustering up any smack talk at all. Now you know how the violinists on the Titanic must have felt.
The Dolphins are dead. It's not going to even be close. Ravens by 20.
Just looking at Miami's season on paper. Lost to the Jets, Cardinals, Texans. Beat the Raiders, Rams and Chiefs by a margin of 7 points. Ravens beat just the Raiders and Texans by a margin of 47 points. I think any motivation to avenge their last playoff appearance and the game earlier this season will fade after three quarters of getting beaten up. No team in the NFL can match the intensity of Ray Lewis and the ravens.
If you're wondering why I haven't updated the blog, it's because I can't be bothered with such a lowly opponent.
Chad Pennington? Please.
Comeback player of the year, twice now?
That just means you sucked, then made yourself decent, but psyche, just kidding, you really do suck, and now he has hoodwinked the world again.
His shoulder is made of butter and Fast Eddie Reed is makin' pancakes.
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