10) SHORT BUS: "Wait for me!"
9) GUY OR GIRL? Only chicken? Where is the beef? How about some pork or at least a little less androgyny?
8) BUBBA GOT BACK: Somebody wants a back rub, and I think we found just the right lady.
7) BIG JEN: Strong hands. Perfect for rubbing backs. Or poking out your eyes.
6) DUCE DUCE: Even Steelers fans would agree that Duce Staley's jersey is a poor choice.
5) PERFECT? Not quite. Her hair isn't even the nicest on this list.
4) DING, DING, DING: Quality moustache to match the mullet.
3) FATTY McGEE: Loosen up the belt, kid. Nobody's trying to sneak in your pants. Not now, not ever.
2) JESUS HATES YOU: He also hates little fat kids.
1) BABY BLACK 'N' GOLD: I don't really feel comfortable making fun of a baby. So instead think of something terrible and pretend that I wrote it.
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Well, none of them are wearing purple camp pants, so I guess that's a big win for the Steelers fans.
Fans in Baltimore have no choice but to wear camo. Haven't you ever seen The Wire? Ish gets crazy in the city.
You're my hero.
If your cutting on picture 5 or 6, your nothing but a homo.
@Anonymous
Because your leaving a comment that's grammatically incorrect, I assume your a Steelers fan.
Excellent post. Wonder if we'll see a rebuttal post from the Steelers fans.
Who's the steeler fan in #2?
@ Frank
He's gone. Jesus struck him down with lightning. Jesus hated him.
I've actually met #9 - and I'm pretty sure I met her in the setting of that pic. It was after Big Ben had his very idiotic accident, and we held vigil for him outside the hospital - with 40s in hand.
There was actually a car that pulled up, and she went up saying "ohh hey guys! you here for Big Ben?" "No, we are Browns fans, but we do need directions to 376" "Oh, sure, ya just go..." and she proceeded to give them directions to the Hill District, which is not the friendliest neighborhood in Pittsburgh.
In Pittsburgh, that's how we roll.
- Truf
I don't think Big Jen is a real Steelers fan. I think the only shirt she found that she could fit into was one of Casey Hampton's old workout t-shirts.
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