Monday, June 30, 2008

Derrick Martin: July 15 court date

Derrick's day in court will be my first day back from my vacation, which begins Wednesday night. I'm going to Chestertown, Maryland, where I'll be doing things that don't involve the Internet: eating crabs, reading books, kayaking, maybe drinking some cheap domestic beer, perhaps drinking a few more cheap domestic beers, maybe kayaking again.

Wait, nevermind. I don't want to get a KWI. Chew on that, Cedric Benson. You're dead to me until you get until in trouble for kayaking while intoxicated. Be original or be nothing. Just kidding, kids. Don't drink and do anything (except hit on women, watch football, and eat nachos).

Martin probably has a great lawyer, and therefore won't be sweating the charges, which makes me wonder: Which one of us is dreading July 15 more? Myself or Derrick Martin? Smart money says Derrick Martin. Then again, smart money doesn't care one way or the other. Smart money is busy buying cheap domestic beer and nachos.

Ravens CB Derrick Martin cited for possession of sticky icky

Baltimore Ravens CB Derrick Martin recently got himself into a bit of hot water, at Hopkins International Airport in Cleveland, for possessing three bags of the greenery, one each for his three seasons with the Ravens.

Martin played in all 16 games last year, starting three of them. He attended college at the University of Wyoming; he is 5'10"/220 pounds; he enjoys long walks on the beach (preferably in Jamaica), and his favorite color is... I don't know, green maybe?

Cornerbacks need speed and great reaction time, both of which are enhanced by smoking weed. Right? No? What's that, you say? Marijuana slows you down? Really? Someone should let Derrick know. I'm sure he had only the best of intentions, and that he was thinking of his coaches and teammates when he made the decision to do what he did.

Martin faces a $100 fine.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Baltimore's African white-naped raven

Baltimore is training a live bird to serve as a team mascot. I bet PETA hates this sort of thing. Hopefully they complain loudly. Not because I don't like the prospect of having a real, live African white-naped raven flying around the stadium, but because PETA never raises much of a fuss unless the quote-unquote offender is a high-profile target, and unless the Ravens win a bunch of games this year, that won't be the case.

From Ken Murray at the Baltimore Sun:

"If all goes as planned, at least one of the birds will make an appearance at the team's Westminster training camp next month. And at least one will fly out of a smoky tunnel at M&T Bank Stadium ahead of the players when the Ravens face the Cincinnati Bengals on Sept. 7, and at every home game thereafter.

The season opener will mark not just the dawning of the John Harbaugh coaching era, but a new Baltimore tradition."

Friday, June 27, 2008

Get with the program

I've read rumblings that C-Mac and Fast Eddie Reed are not "on board" with the new regime. Last year Baltimore's secondary was disappointing absolutely terrible, so it's frustrating to hear that its two biggest names aren't playing ball, perhaps literally and definitely so to speak. I'd link to said rumblings, but I used up all of my allotted Blogimore time putting together that nifty artistic rendition of McAlister and Reed. Also, I'm lazy.

When Ravens superhero beat-reporter extraordinaire, Aaron Wilson, was asked about said rumblings, he said, "They have barely showed up for anything, and they don't like a lot of the changes. So, yep, it's basically true. That said, they'll show up and work hard. Just don't expect them to be rah-rah about minicamps."

Seriously, guys. I have all the respect in the world with regard to how much y'all get paid. I've never been one to gripe about how teachers don't get paid enough, and athletes get paid too much. Or any other similarly idiotic nonsense. Anybody can be a teacher. Not very many people can do what you do. You should be rewarded handsomely. I'm fine with that. (That said, if you raise season-ticket prices again, Bisciotti, I'm gonna come looking for you.) But regardless, you're paid a lot to do what you're doing, and you've been hired to do just that. So do it. Get with the damn program. Stop griping. Practice twice per day if that's what Coach wants you to do. Set a good example for the rookies. And appreciate the fact that you don't have to teach math for a living, and that someone else keeps track of your money.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Flacco to start!? Hell no

AOL's Ryan Wilson today posted an article with the title, "It looks like Joe Flacco will be the Ravens starter at some point in '08," and he proceeds to offer no evidence that I could see other than the fact that Flacco took most of his mini-camp snaps from the shotgun formation. There might be other evidence hiding in there somewhere. I only read the post once. And even that was a struggle. It physically pains me to read anything that suggests someone other than Troy Smith as the starter for the 2008 Baltimore Ravens.

If anything, I think Flacco taking shotgun snaps is strong evidence that the team doesn't plan to start Flacco this year. Baltimore will be pounding the ball between the tackles, not running a shotgun offense. Besides, Flacco's "advantage" is his strong arm, but to whom exactly do you suggest he throw the ball? Who does Baltimore have that is capable of stretching the field? Derrick Mason? No. Mark Clayton? No. Demetrius Williams? Sorry, but I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid quite yet.

If Flacco is to be the future starter of the Baltimore Ravens, it's in everyone's best interest that it not happen this year. Give Troy Smith a chance to fail, and give Flacco time to improve his footwork and decision making. He also needs to learn how to play out of a formation other than shotgun, and the front office needs to pull the trigger on a wide receiver who can better complement our strong-armed, gulp, future.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Blogimore's top 10 Ravens to watch in 2008

10) Antwan Barnes: Didn't put up eye-popping numbers last season (only 10 tackles in 14 games played) but he played well, and he did have two sacks, which was nearly half the amount managed by Terrell Suggs (five sacks). The front office should have let T-Sizzle walk. Instead they franchised him. There, I said it. I haven't liked the guy ever since Halloween of his rookie campaign. That year, I went to a Ravens Halloween party, which Suggs attended wearing a Yankees hat. It's one thing to not wear a costume, especially since Halloween is mostly just a glorified excuse for grown women to dress like whores, but at least wear an O's hat. You're in Baltimore, for chrissakes. Anyway, Suggs is overrated, expensive, and basically fell off the map after Trevor Pryce's injury last season. Sorry, got off on a tangent there. Yeah, Antwan Barnes. I'm excited to see that guy lace 'em up.

9) Tavares Gooden: Some have said that Gooden may end up being the best player taken on day two of this year's NFL Draft, which says a lot considering that this was the first year with only two rounds held on day one. They also say Gooden may be the heir apparent to Ray Ray. Some of this comparison is rooted in the fact that Gooden, like Ray, is an alumnus of The U; however, it's also because he's extremely versatile. He can play inside or outside. He closes with explosiveness. Had it not been for hip problems, he would have been a day-one selection. Even with the injury concerns, many thought he would be a second-round guy.

8) Dan Cody: LMFAO. Of course I am not serious. Everyone knows that Dan Cody will get injured about 30 seconds into the first practice on the first day of training camp. A second-round pick (#53 overall) out of Oklahoma, the guy has been in the league three seasons and has only one tackle to show for it. You're dead to me, Dan.

7) Mark Clayton: Like Cody, Clayton is also headed into his fourth season and was drafted out of Oklahoma. The wide receiver, a former first-round pick, battled toe injuries for nearly all of last year. He also battled the fact that his quarterback and coach both sucked. It will be interesting to see if Clayton can bounce back to mediocrity, and also if he'll be able to develop a chemistry with whomever takes the snaps from Jason Brown, who is expected to replace Mike Flynn.

6) Yamon Figurs: This guy is fast. He wears #16. His nickname is F-16. Like the fighter plane. You know, because fighter planes are also really fast. Well, fighter planes don't fumble kicks. Figurs does. He'd better get his act together, though. Chronic DWI-man and former Ravens KR B.J. Sams skipped town to play for the Chiefs. Figurs needs to be the guy who gives our team good field position. Our offense sucks. We need good field position. Are you listening, Figurs? Stop fumbling the damn ball.

5) Ray Lewis: There is still plenty of gas left in Ray Ray's tank, but unfortunately he doesn't get as many miles to the gallon as he used to. He may never with Baltimore get back to the playoffs, but at least he earned a championship for himself, and the city of Baltimore, along the way. That monkey has been off his back for a while now. Yesssir. Regardless of the team's record, I will never take for granted the opportunity to watch this future Hall of Famer and living legend.

4) Fabian Washington: Our secondary looked terrible last year. Chris McAlister isn't getting any younger. Samari Rolle is even older. Ed Reed is still the man, but one man can't do it all in the defensive backfield. Baltimore traded its fourth-round selection in this year's NFL Draft for Raiders CB Fabian Washington, who was drafted in the first round of the 2005 NFL Draft. Washington never enjoyed much success in Oakland; however, he wouldn't be the first guy to benefit from a change of scenery. The shadow of the Bay and Al Davis sometimes brings out the worst in players.

3) Willis McGahee: The cornerstone of Baltimore's offensive line retired; however, the guys who remain are no slouches, and they're all a year older, which unlike with our secondary, is a good thing. If the offensive lineman develop a good chemistry... if offensive coordinator Cam Cameron steps to the plate with a smart playbook... if the QB play in Charm City for once is not a disaster... then expect great things from Willis.

2) Ray Rice: Running backs typically don't have very long careers. So even though Willis is poised for a second strong season in Baltimore, my eyes are already on the next guy in line. Here's a video that I shot with Marshall Faulk at this year's NFL Draft. At the 3:30 mark of the video, Faulk talks about why he likes Ray Rice.



1) Troy Smith: I've already expended plenty of Internet breath in support of Smith's campaign to be the opening day starter in 2008. He played exceptionally well in limited time last year, and had it not been for Ohio State's meltdown against Florida in the national championship, Smith probably would have been a first-round selection. One bad game. That's all it took for people to dismiss this guy's future. All of a sudden his height started to matter more than it had before that brutal loss to the Gators. All of a sudden Smith was a waste of time. Enter Joe Flacco. At the very least, give Smith a chance to play this year. Let Flacco sit on the bench. If you do, I think you'll find that you've got a guy on your roster who will make you regret wasting so much money on a strong-armed QB with a thin track record.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Fantasy outlook: Willis McGahee

With the retirement of superhero LT Jonathan Ogden, is RB Willis McGahee worth drafting in 2008-2009 fantasy leagues? According to Ultimate Fantasy Football Strategy: McGahee is a relatively safe bet who could enjoy a breakout season; however, that's unlikely given the relative youth of the offensive line: "Willis McGahee is therefore a low risk player with medium reward."

Blogimore's take: Baltimore's offense just doesn't put enough points on the board, and Ray Rice may get some red-zone carries. So even if Willis does bust out and have a great year yards-wise, don't expect too many touchdowns.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Baltimore Ravens offseason analysis

QUARTERBACK: It's encouraging to hear that Troy Smith is playing so well; however, one has to believe that the aggressiveness of Ozzie on Draft Day signals that they're wet in the britches over the Delaware QB. Could Troy Smith be Derek Anderson, part two? I hope not, but unfortunately I think it's possible. Perhaps even likely. Even though I can't stand Ohio State football, I'm a fan of Smith, who was a steal at the bottom of the fifth round. The guy is a gamer, and I don't care if he's quote-unquote short. He knows how to find the passing lanes. He knows how to throw the football. He knows how to win football games.

OFFENSIVE LINE:
J.O. retired, and so far I've been silent. What is there to say? He's made the Pro Bowl for about 100 straight seasons, and he's a surefire Hall of Famer. But he has underperformed the past season or two, thanks to age and injuries. He was never going to be 100% again, and that was pretty clear even back in 2006. I'm not very sad to see him go, and frankly I'm glad it happened. What's interesting is that Jason Brown has been seeing a lot of time at center this offseason. If you had asked me last year, I would have guessed that Chris Chester would be the guy. But with Jared Gaither and Marshall Yanda each making their mark, it probably makes sense to go with size as opposed to agility. That having been said, 2008-2009 will almost certainly not be a playoff season, so if you're going to risk a trainwreck by switching to a zone-blocking scheme, wouldn't this be the year to do it?

LINEBACKER: Rumor is that Ray Ray is going to see less playing time this year. Maybe even come off the field on obvious passing downs (i.e. third down). John Harbaugh, watch your back. I'm coming for you. I don't wake up to drink beer at 10:00 a.m. every Sunday so I can watch Ray Lewis sit on the sideline. I don't care if he's getting old. I want to see Ray Ray play. Always.

SECONDARY: Hopefully Fabian Washington needed only a change of scenery to succeed. It's certainly plausible. He wouldn't be the first guy to leave Oakland and find success (cough cough, Randy Moss). Even so, I think Baltimore's secondary is thin. Expect a dip in production from C-Mac, and don't be surprised if Samari Rolle disappears entirely. We picked up a couple of other guys on Draft Day, but they're not expected to contribute except on special teams. Maybe they'll get some playing time; who knows? But regardless I wouldn't count on them for much more than getting the job done, and even then just barely.

COACHING: Too soon to tell, but at least we know this: John Harbaugh is not Brian Billick. Admittedly, as much as I wanted to see Billick fired, it was a bit of a love-hate relationship for me. When he was winning, his ego was fun. But it had been a while since the Ravens won because of Billick as opposed to in spite of him. Even Billick's staunchest supporters grew tired of his ego years ago. Special teams coaches don't have egos. John Harbaugh, thank you for being in Baltimore.

Stalking JaMarcus Russell

Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell stopped by a barbershop near my apartment last night.

JaMarcus arrives.
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

Notch sizes him up.
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

Notch gets to work.
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

Russell's celly blows up.
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

The QB's friend arrives. (Ed. Note: It just dawned on me this his friend is Raiders LB Thomas Howard.)
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

His friend rocks an O's hat.
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

I have the same one.


JaMarcus thinks, "Yeah, I need to get me one of them O's hats."
JaMarcus Russell @ Details Barbershop

Monday, June 9, 2008

Interview with Vince Young

Big ups to Reebok, which twice recently has made me happy: First when I was able to find a pair of the old-school Pumps that you see here, and then, when earlier today, Reebok got me on the phone with one of its athletes, V-10 (aka Vince Young). Apparently Vince has a new Reebok cleat, the VY Electrify, which features the Pump technology. Hopefully it also features gaudy neon colors and zebra-striped plastic.

Vince and I spoke about the NBA Finals, the retirement of Michael Strahan, Tennessee Titans football, blah blah blah.