Saturday, January 3, 2009

Ravens-Dudphins: Pop them bottles, son!

The Ravens are slotted for a worse draft spot than the Dudphins. That's because they have a tougher strength of schedule, meaning the Dudphins played a bunch of weak squads. No surprise there, not with the AFC West and NFC West on the schedule. Best win of the year for the Dudphins, besides last weekend versus the in-fighting Favre-hating Jets? The Broncos.

Wow. Impressive.

The Ravens of course beat quality teams, including the Eagles and Cowboys. Notice I didn't mention the Redskins? That's because the Redskins suck.

But London Fletcher is as good as Ray!

Here, have a free slice.

The Ravens beat the Dudphins straight up. Figured out that tricky Wildcat offense. Brought one of our own that was even better. Left McClain on the bench and let crickety Willis McGahee run wild instead. Walked all over the Duds. Welcome home, Cam Cameron.

Baltimore travels to Miami as the only playoff team to have had no bye during the season, it being eliminated when the Houston game was postponed at the last minute. But it won't matter. Chad Pennington will try to play is safe, and he might hold onto the football, but unfortunately for South Beach, The Joe Flacco Show will have its best ratings yet.

Sure, anything can happen, but only one thing will happen: The Joe Flacco Show wins its first playoff game.

27-3.

5 comments:

Ted said...

Hey clown, you don't remember the Dolphins exploding with the wildcat in week three to beat the 11-win Patriots? And are the Cowboys in December really a quality team? That win is essentially as impressive as beating the Lions. Dolphins 17-16

Dewey Hammond said...

We shall see.

The Pats D isn't even in the same league as Baltimore's D.

NestMinder said...

Also, wasn't that the debut of the pussy cat in week 3? How'd that work the next time against the Pats?

Anonymous said...

KOW...you are jinxing the hell out of us.

Dewey Hammond said...

I can't even sleep. It's not even five in the morning, and already I'm up and ready. My biggest concern is Derrick Mason's shoulder, which apparently keeps me up at night. Not being unemployed, not the terrible economy. Derrick. Mason's. Shoulder. Goddamn I love Ravens football.